Baby, where the hell is my ring Oversized faded t-shirt
Love is patient. Your ring finger? Not so much.
Flowers are lovely. Dinner was cute. But baby… where the hell is my ring? This oversized faded t-shirt is for the romantic with a sense of humour and absolutely no talent for subtle hints.
Wear it to brunch, on date night, or casually around the person who really needs to read the room. Add your favourite jeans, a knowing smile and, for now, your own jewellery. Consider the hint officially dropped.
Beyond the cheeky question, there’s plenty to love: 100% carded cotton, a garment-dyed faded finish and a boxy, oversized fit. Dropped shoulders keep the mood relaxed, even if your expectations are anything but. Layer it under an open jacket or let it have the last word on its own.
The details worth committing to
- 100% carded cotton
- Fabric weight: 7.1 oz. /yd. ² (240 g/m²)
- Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
- Boxy, oversized fit
- Dropped shoulders
- Wide neck ribbing
- Tear-away label
- Blank product sourced from China
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, phthalates and flammability level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Alivwood ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at support@alivwood.com.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ¾ | 39 | 9 |
| M | 29 ⅛ | 43 | 9 ½ |
| L | 30 ½ | 47 | 9 ½ |
| XL | 31 ⅞ | 51 | 10 ¼ |
| 2XL | 33 ¼ | 55 | 10 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 34 | 59 | 11 |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 70.5 | 99 | 23 |
| M | 74 | 109.2 | 24 |
| L | 77.5 | 119.4 | 24 |
| XL | 81 | 129.5 | 26 |
| 2XL | 84.5 | 139.7 | 27 |
| 3XL | 86.5 | 149.9 | 28 |
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Wear your hint proudly

Garment-dyed finish
A faded look with garment-dyed colour.
100% carded cotton
Made from 100% carded cotton.
Garment-dyed finish
A faded look with garment-dyed colour.
Garment-dyed finish
A faded look with garment-dyed colour.
Pre-shrunk fabric
Pre-shrunk fabric helps keep the fit consistent.
Pre-shrunk fabric
Pre-shrunk fabric helps keep the fit consistent.
Pre-shrunk fabric
Pre-shrunk fabric helps keep the fit consistent.
Easy neck detail
Wide neck ribbing and a tear-away label.


